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** Korean Exams, Dead. **
Monday, April 19, 2010 written @ 7:04 PM
Title's Everything.
Lemmi tell you EXACTLY What had KILLED Me.
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6 30 am, 18th of April
" Tan YOU LIANG! LATE FOR SCHOOL! YOU DON'T WANT GO IZIT?!"
I shot my eyes open, heard mum's Grumbles.
HELL NO, my name's not TAN YOU LIANG.
My bro's -.-
I felt the room's humidity, and knew the Air-Con's off.
Self-Wake up Timer.
Crawled down sleepily, dragged in the bathroom deadly.
I took a good 30 minutes to 'Siram' myself in the 40 Degree Hot water.
It's Close to Sauna's 43c. Did I mention I love Saunas in the Morning?
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7 15 am
Went down and saw Mum's specially made Egg Sandwiches.
Ate in tears. Tears from the Yawns. Kaka~
"Ey, I just downloaded the full Route from GPS. No worries, we can arrive UKM in about 20 minutes, so take your time la."
Raising my eyebrows, I gazed at my dad's Gleeful expression. I was not convinced by that. Seriously.
Universities with Big campus DO NOT HAVE A REAL ADDRESS. Why?
Simply Because it's TOO BIG to locate one.
So how can Da GPS locate UKM, Accurately?
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7 30 am
"Go Straight for 900 Meters and Turn Right. "
I was narrowing my eyes on that Phone for the third time. A Robot Woman voice talking in American Accent showing us Directions.
I looked to the front, the Speeding highway as smooth as ever.
"Da, Everyone knows we HAVE to WALK STRAIGHT in a Highway. "
I waved my right hand to the Next road beside us and shouted a big 'BANG'.
"And Everyone knows Accidents will happen if we turn to the Right, now. "
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8 00 am
"Turn Left in the next, 200 meters. "
"DA!" "WHAT?!"
"THAT SIGNBOARD SPEAK 'UPM' OKAY?!"
"Upm? What? UPM?"
"Mine is UKM! UKM! "
I shook my Notice paper to THAT PHONE. THAT WOMAN didn't REPLY me, of course.
I pulled my cheeks down to the jaws with the palms.
We passed by the UPM Signboard, and headed straight to Bangi.
I barked at the phone, but dad didn't want to Give up on it.
"Haiya, there's a lot of 'Persiaran Universiti' mah..."
"That's why I told you not to trust that FAKE GPS! Using my BIG EXAM AS AN EXPERIMENT LAH?!"
"The GPS didn't DO WRONG, UPM also Another 'Persiaran Universiti' mah. "
"SO YOU DIDN'T CHECK WHICH UNIVERSITY LA! "
So my dad turned it off at once. I took out the Printed Google maps and flipped all over for clearer views.
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8 10 am
"Da, the Round-About ah... Turn 6 pm izit?"
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"S'POSED TO TURN 12 PM LA. WASTED A TRAFFIC LIGHT. "
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"Da, This is the Second Round-About! Turn 3 PM NOW LA. "
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I phoned my friend, argued here and there.
Thank GOD We reached before 8 30 am.
Almost LATE.
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8 20 am
"Ryu-In sshi, why are you so late? We were here an hour ago..."
"..."
*Mumbles*
"What?"
"My dad was having fun with the 'Talking' Road-Pointers. "
*Mumbles*
"WHAT?!"
"FUCK THAT GPS!"
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11 00 am
"It was okay right?"
Nodding, I munched the last bite of the Lotte's Marshmallow choco pie. (It was hella nice =D)
The First paper was Objective+Subjective.
It was...Okay...
Not Difficult, but Tricky.
Oh by the way, we used their Special 'Pen' provided for the objective Answer sheet.
Not pen, something similar to Marker. No pencils were allowed in the answer sheets.
HELLO? KERAJAAN MALAYSIA. PLEASE CHANGE OUR SPM'S ANSWER SHEET QUALITY OKAY?
PEOPLE WERE USING HIGH QUALITY ONES THAT WON'T CAUSE HOLES WHEN YOU TRY TO RUB OFF THE ANSWER.
It was Fun to look at the sheets. Pure Korean words, Incredible for me >.<
12 30 pm
"Holy Shit man, SO DAMN DIFFICULT."
"Yeah, we thought the Listening parts should be okay."
I was banging my head to the wall at that time, so I only heard these two sentences.
It was D-i-f-f-i-c-u-l-t.
Those words that we never learned and we're supposed to LISTEN and WRITE.
:{ D-e-a-d}
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So, the Report of the day.
-I'll retake the test if I Don't Pass with Flying colours or Fail. The certificates state your score numbers. -
류인
:{ 미친 시험, 못살아~}
:{ I just wanna get out of this country as soon as possible.}
