Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note. Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If an annoying person says: 1) I am cute. I KNOW!! ADORABLE BUT UGLY! 2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
When the time comes that Uglies do not Exist. 3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous! See, those are the ONLY reasons why they Like you! 4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic things… Unlike me, you're also Perfectly Pathetic.
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums. Photo Albums? Picture Albums? W-O-W. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If an annoying pretty/handsome woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.hahah. Yes, and I know You know that You're desperate. 2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you! WHERE WERE YOU LOOKING AT?! Are you Sure I was LOOKING AT YOU? 3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type! Sorry, You're Not nice and You're Not my Type either. =) 4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
UNLESS Your Ass is not big, then don't dream that I will risk MY ride with YOU!
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you! Look, It's okay. You already made People hating you anyway =) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
No, I think You and My Dog make a BETTER couple. 2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please? There you go, 999.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night. Just Cut out the 'Whole Night'... I'll just 'Hang' you 'Out' on the Streets.
4) What do you like about me? Those that You DON'T HAVE.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much! And I want you to say that you like to continue keeping your Dreams Alive sooooo much!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch! Was it you?! I swear I heard a Dog BARKING just now...
2) You smell like shit! I stood beside you for too long I'm afraid... 3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you! Ah,Then I supposed that you Love me more because You Thought You're Better than Me.
4) What an ugly creature you are!
Oh Look Who's Talking!
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure! Psst, Your mum's behind you, ready to Smack Yours.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not my Extreme Level of Sarcastic Level...YET.
-Is-
A 동방신기Holic/ DongBangShinKiHolic.
A Student.
A Daughter and a Sister.
-Loves-
동방신기/DongBangShinKi/TohoShinKi/TVXQ/DBSK.
Music.
My Family.
My Friends.
Micko and Snowy.
Singing.
Writing. [Currently writing Fan-Fictions.]
Korea. [짱~!]
-Hates-
Fakers.
Exams.
To Miss Concerts.
Poeple leaving me Behind.
People forcing me to Swallow Stupid Excuses.
-Wishing List-
Money to be hung on Trees.
People stop Blaming and start to think in My point of View.
A Full Package of DBSK CDs.
To be a Singer in Korea.
A Vaio!!
Get Straight A's.